Shit Whisper

When one passes gas while holding a stool in their anal cavity.

-"Man, did you shit on yourself?"

-"No, I'm about to though. I've got a bad case of the shit whispers."

by Colby Rountree August 31, 2004

Shit Whisper

That loud puff of air that comes out of your dogs ass

Husband: Did you hear that noise? What was that?

Wife: Oh gross! The dog just had a shit whisper!

by Biggies September 4, 2014

Shit whisper

fart

"Who has been shit whisperin in here?"

"It smells like a shit whisper sandwich in this place"

"Id appreciate it if you could shit whisper outside"

by theshitwhisperer November 11, 2013

Shit whisperer

A plumber or someone who works in a related occupation such as effluent or waste management.

I had a blocked toilet so I rang the shit whisperer and he came over and fixed it.

by Write Stuff December 19, 2010

Shit Whisperer

One who has the ability to predict a large shit coming. This only applies to when you don't feel it coming but you have extreme flatulence and rank farts.

A parody of the common Dog Whisperer or any animal in general. I.E. speaking to your nasty flatulence.

*Farts*

Holy shit that was a long one, OH MY GOD AND IT SMELLS! I am going to have to take a rank ass doodoo tomorrow. I must be a Shit Whisperer.

by AndrewTFowler August 15, 2012

Shit whisper

Qhenever you fart and can feel the slight presence of an incoming shit storm. (literally)

"I gotta go I just felt a shit whisper"

by possumous January 10, 2022