Shit Tassle 

rounding about second base while touching a doornob only to find out she isnt wearing any pants and the pants are actually a penis sized faggot mobile

hey jonny,tuck it in you boob. your shit tassle is kinda showing...

Shit Tassle by chizad April 7, 2004

Shit Tasseled 

When one sends a fat shit and has a hairy butt, causing the excrement particles to become stuck in the hair. If not throughly wiped, in can cause the butt flaps to become stuck together. Can be a somewhat painful ordeal.

Damn bro my butt hurts...
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!

Shit Tasseled by KingDaddyWhack June 4, 2018