shit sniff

(V) The act of snorting shit mixed with coke off a strippers ass. Preferably in Las Vegas.

Dude, I'm so wired from that shit sniff off that strippers dirty blue waffle ass.

by english cunt November 2, 2012

Shit Sniff

Everyone has come across a shit sniff, it is the sound men make to inform other men in a public restroom that they are currently in the process of dropping a deep sea bog diver. It is simply a very short and abrupt sniff, it is clear that because of it's short duration a shit sniff is not used for the pleasure of sniffing shit, it is merely a warnig to others that the process is occuring.

Next time you are in a public toilet (and i know that sounds weird) have a listen and eventually you will hear a shit sniff but you do not mention it when you are in there you'll put them off their stroke.

by deadmandancin November 28, 2009

sniff shit

To almost fall on one's face, i.e. to trip.

I will probably sniff shit scaling the fence.

by erss January 1, 2012

shit sniffer face

Face musicians make during an intense jam session; as if a plate of shit is being held up to their face.

Carter was sportin' a mean shit sniffer face during his drum solo last night.

Todd's got shit sniffer face so bad, it looks like he's dealing with diarrhea.

by Whammy Sami May 16, 2006

Shit Sniffer

One who always finds their way into the bathroom after you take a shit.

Hey Sarah, your dads a real Shit Sniffer; every time you leave the bathroom he walks in and acts busy.

by Erigos November 1, 2010

shit sniffle

a sniffle used by someone taking a shit in a public restroom to assert dominance and provide the newcomer awareness of his presence. the shit sniffle also entails that he/she was there first, so finish your business in a timely fashion, then get the fuck out so he/she can finish one's shit in peace you dick

I was about to release the flood gates after my chipotle burrito with double meat and extra hot salsa when this little bitch decided to walk in on me in the 4th floor library bathroom, so I laid out a mean shit sniffle to let that pussy know he better get the fuck out in the next 15 seconds or he was probably gonna hear noises and smell things he'd never experienced in his entire lifetime ever again

by realg March 31, 2015

Dog Shit Sniffer

A person who has extremely weird tastes concerning a wide range of things from bizarre social interactions to food, drink and entertainment.

Doug has no discernible discrimination when it comes to many parts of life in general and it's interactions. The guy is undoubtedly a veritable Dog Shit Sniffer.

by Za Cosmic Clown May 22, 2019