Shit Shift 

After you take a dump and you press the flush handle but not long enough so the shit just moves but never gets flushed.

Jack: Dude that bathroom is horrible!

You: Yea I know its so horrible I think I just left a shit shift because the toilet and bathroom was just that bad.

Shit Shift by pinzilla619 December 1, 2009

Shift Shit 

An incomplete and wholly unsatisfying bowel movement resulting from irregular work/sleep patterns which counter the body's natural circadian rhythm.

Hey Bobby, my gut really aches you got any metamucil? After switching from midnights to days all I managed to squeak out this morning was a meagre shift shit.

Shift Shit by Santo Mierda September 8, 2010

Shift that shit 

Affecting change in a positive to make room for harmonious co-existence. Letting go or creating space to enable a more blissfulness - power - confidence.

We were tired of getting ripped off by Brand A so we called customer service and in three minutes switched to Brand B - receiving twice as much product for half the price. Shift that shit! STS shift that shit!

Shift that shit by Enekamu March 15, 2012

Shit Shaft

Is another name for a Poop Chute or ones Anus. Often heard being muttered by Sandy or Paddy G in conversations with 'innocent' Birds around from the night before. Also commonly used when reaching in 20+ knots of wind, in fireflies, while in a winning 1,2 position in team racing on Dublin Bay.

Man I just dropped a load through my Shit Shaft. I fucced that bird in the shit shaft last night

Shit Shaft by G Spot Ucc February 5, 2009

shit shifter 

A homosexual who engages in shifting shit (anal sex). Same meaning as shit shoveler and poo poker.

"man i'm feeling so homosexual tonight... i'm gonna go shift some shit!"

"watch out for your arse around him, hes a shit shifter"

shit shifter by L. Beck December 16, 2008

shit shifting 

The act of moving any item/items to another place.

That table is so cluttered! I better do some shit shifting.

shit shifting by blips April 1, 2008

Shit shifting 

When you have to take a shit so bad you shift around to a position where it doesn’t feel like shit is going to pool out of you unintentionally

Chris: “I HAVE TO POO SO BAD ITS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW”

Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”

“Man shit shifting is such a gift”

Shit shifting by Nukemars April 8, 2023