Shit Shame

The shame you feel when you take a huge dump while you're alone in a public restroom, then one or more people walk into the restroom just as you're about to leave and the smell is at its worst. You're forced to hide in the stall until everyone leaves because you don't want anyone to know it was you who just made the entire restroom smell like pure evil.

Johnny: "I have to go take a dump. I'll be back."
Billy: "Okay. I'll wait."

25 minutes later...

Billy: "Dude, what took you so long??"
Johnny: "Sorry. 3 other guys came in while I was in there. The smell was so bad that I had shit shame. I couldn't show my face until everyone left."
Billy: "Oh yes. Been there. Shit shame is the worst."

Shit Shame by ILoveDucksTheMost October 29, 2009

shit shame

Shit shame occurs when co-workers choose not to take part in typical restroom small talk due to one or more of the parties having recently shat.

I wanted to ask my boss about leaving early today in the bathroom, but couldn't bare the shit shame

shit shame by bigfatredballoon February 12, 2014

shit-shamed 

When some guy shits in a public bathroom stall and somebody else starts to call him out.

"I totally shit-shamed that dude, it was smelling so bad. He will never do it again.

shit-shamed by xstrawarot June 3, 2018

same shit different toilet 

two or multiple different things essentially being the same.

physical version of tomato tomahto

Smoker: "I like to smoke Camel."
Non Smoker: "Camel, Marlboro, same shit different toilet."

same shit different toilet by ConanSBC August 24, 2019

same shit different smell 

Reference to two items or concepts that are fundamentally similar, but may have variations in aesthetics or style

Pasta Bake - baked pasta - same shit different smell.

same shit different smell by PJZHONGSHU October 22, 2013

same shit different day 

SSDD would be the acronym. The words means that you're doing the same stuff you did previous, but on different day.

Army buddy: So what are we going to do today?
Army buddy 2: same shit different day.
Army buddy: That's just great.

same shit different day by weegeebeegee March 6, 2011

Same-shit

Broadly the same. Used to eliminate contrast or show overall similarity when differences are petty.

Person 1: "I can't decide! Coke or Pepsi?"

Person 2: "Same-shit. Hurry up."

Same-shit by Moazzam0 April 28, 2010