Shit Scrolling
Shit Scrolling by RRRL October 19, 2020
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Shit-scrollin(g)
Definition A.) Scrolling on social media while taking a poop. Definition B.) Casually scrolling through social media to pass time in mundane situations
Ex 1) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day and before I wiped I seen that Brenda had a baby.
Ex 2) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day in the doctor's office and seen that Brenda had a baby.
Ex 2) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day in the doctor's office and seen that Brenda had a baby.
Shit-scrollin(g) by Probably_Tweakin October 10, 2021
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Shitscrolling
Scrolling through content on social media while pooping with the intent of making it easier to poop because you envision yourself pooping on the faces that appear in the cheerful selfies and/or art, etc.
A: Jessica's instagram is so pathetic I can go shitscrolling thru her selfies every time i take a crap.
B: meh, Jessica isn't all that special in being pathetic. I shitscroll through everybody's photos.
B: meh, Jessica isn't all that special in being pathetic. I shitscroll through everybody's photos.
Shitscrolling by suhogrozdje May 21, 2019
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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