Shit Pistol

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A water pistol loaded with diluted fecal matter.
Helpful when heart-felt revenge is in order.
Not a recommended course of action in many circumstances.

1: "Man, I cheated on my wife and she soaked me with the shit pistol"

2: "Hey! That lady just hit my car and drove off, I'm gonna chase her down and spray her windows with my Shit Pistol."

Shit Pistol by wansambenlovin March 23, 2010

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shit pistol

Shit pistol = idiot,ass hat,retard etc. a random insult said between me and my friend in a conversation about metroid prime hunters.

Brandon : look at those sweet graphics
Brandon : *strokes teh pixels*
Callum : DEWD
Callum : GRAPHICS SUCKZORZ
Brandon : dude
Brandon i wrike
Brandon : fuck you
Brandon : lol
Brandon : you shit pistol
Brandon : roflfamo
Callum : roflfmao !

shit pistol by o.o pewpew November 8, 2007

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shot in the face with a shit-pistol

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.

You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!

shot in the face with a shit-pistol by AMARZ November 8, 2006

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shit piston

A faggot's cock. It is continually going in and out compressing shit until it finally fires

Grass doesnt grow on a busy street. That poof has a bald arse because he is constantly being thrashed by a shit piston

shit piston by LuciferDarklord January 28, 2008

Shit-piston

When your going anal with a bitch and she shits while your dicks in her ass forcing it back out like a piston.

I was with my hoe last night and while we were doing it she pulled a shit-piston.

Shit-piston by Donkeykong2128 May 31, 2015

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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