One who seeks out payment in the form of fecal matter. If payment is not provided post haste, it will be taken forcibly by means of a latex glove and a tabletop. On occasion a hook may be used.
Shit Pirate: "AAR, you owe me for that hamburger! Pass me your feces."
Frightened Industrial Engineering Professor: "Oh bullocks, a shit pirate and me without my Je-Fairy"
Frightened Industrial Engineering Professor: "Oh bullocks, a shit pirate and me without my Je-Fairy"
by Douches November 25, 2004

When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.
Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.
by JesseIU May 12, 2015

by qazsdf October 19, 2010
