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Shit Nap 

The act of locking oneself into a bathroom stall, preferrably the one in the dark corner, and sitting on the bowl and taking a snooze or to just 'rest your eyes.'
Damn! I got so wasted last night. I can't believe I made it into work today. I guess I'll just go chill in the john for a while; maybe take a shit nap.
Shit Nap by carlipet September 23, 2009
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Shit nap 

When you shit so hard, you need to nap
When you nap so hard you take a shit
What's wrong with mike? I think he took a shit nap
Shit nap by noshitsherlock1516 February 4, 2014

nap that shit 

To end a conversation because you're simply correct and the other person is wrong.
Tiffany let kacee nap that shit because she knew she was wrong.
nap that shit by kjoneZ December 25, 2014

shit on a napkin 

phrase: a term used to denote a state of extreme depression or displeasure.
Erik: That Econ test was such a shit on a napkin!

Emily: How was yesterday's party?
Jesus: I feel like I shat on a napkin.

Joe: This burger is like shit on a napkin.
shit on a napkin by jee213 October 25, 2010

Nappy head ass nigga shit 

A Single/group of African American’s going out after a long day/week of getting money, just wanting to have fun or unwind by having a few drinks and/or whistling at physically fit white women!!!
“Man it’s the weekend I’m bout to hit the bar and do all kinds of nappy head ass nigga shit”

“Its fucking nice outside today bro let’s get on some Nappy head ass nigga shit”

“Girl come get me this nigga think I’m just fina let him do Nappy head ass nigga shit in peace....WRONG!!! I’m fina pop up like a damn jack in the box”
n. The act of taking a nap while sitting pants down on the toilet. Often happens after a long night of drinking, or just whenever the mood strikes.

v. the act of taking a shitnap. -ing,
Guy1: "I'm so tired, and I've got to take a shit."
Guy2: "Shitnap, dude... shitnap."
Guy1: "Good call, see you in about 45 minutes."
shitnap by Wade Justice April 19, 2005
A relaxed state induced from defecating and reading on a comfortable toilet.
I thought Megan might have died in the bathroom, but she was only taking a shitnap.
Shitnap by stinkylettuce June 22, 2009
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