shitnap

n. The act of taking a nap while sitting pants down on the toilet. Often happens after a long night of drinking, or just whenever the mood strikes.

v. the act of taking a shitnap. -ing,

Guy1: "I'm so tired, and I've got to take a shit."
Guy2: "Shitnap, dude... shitnap."
Guy1: "Good call, see you in about 45 minutes."

by Wade Justice April 19, 2005

Shitnap

A relaxed state induced from defecating and reading on a comfortable toilet.

I thought Megan might have died in the bathroom, but she was only taking a shitnap.

by stinkylettuce June 22, 2009

shitnap

n. 1. waking up in the middle of the night with the need to take a shit but not wanting to wake up, so you leave the lights off, keep your eyes closed, find your way to the toilet, sit down, shit, fall asleep on toilet. See also crapnap

Wife: "Honey, where were you?"
Husband: "I took a shitnap, dear. Go back to sleep."

by Sleepshit MaGoo April 24, 2005

Shitnap

the name that Dream and George gave Sapnap for walking in on 'them'

we hate shitnap

by remy_s0up June 17, 2021

Shitnado

A major whirlwind of shit.

I walked into an F5 Shitnado at work.

by virtualmichael July 10, 2010

Shitapple

Kind of like a crab apple but a lot shittier.

Have you been to Hannahs house? There are shitapples everywhere/

by xxmuckxx September 14, 2019

shitnail

N. This describes when one does not wipe (in going to the bathroom) properly, and thus infestations of what was to be wiped are now pushed under the poor sap’s fingernail(s). (This term was begun by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show.)

“Yo Bill what’s that under your fingernail? You stupid ass, can’t you wipe yourself? Now you’ve got shitnail.”

by Sigge December 22, 2008