shit mitts

Once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in Canada as "Shanz". )

Co worker 1: Hey, I just saw Mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn't wash his hands before going to his office.

Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.

Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.

shit mitts by The Hankys January 8, 2013

Shit Mitts

To not wash your hands after wiping your ass.

I just watched the boss leave the bathroom without washing his hands. Do not lend him your pen - he has shit mitts!

Shit Mitts by The Psychologist February 17, 2007

shitmitt 

A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.

That shitphobic corporate pig, Dick Cheney, nuked my crapper, then clogged it with his uptarded shitmitt.

shitmitt by mrwhiipl February 11, 2004

Shitmittens 

Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat

We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.

Shitmittens by DrBruz October 17, 2014

shitmitten 

when you have to play badminton in PE

Did you hear, we are playing shitmitten today.

shitmitten by Conniera April 7, 2008

Shitmitten 

What occurs from excessive wrapping of the hand with toilet paper prior to wiping ones ass.

Common to those with enormous asses.
Commonly leads to a shitter overflow.

Johnny dropped a huge shitmitten into the shitter and clogged to whole works.

Shitmitten by Granite_33 May 2, 2011

Shitmits

It basically means “shit it’s”

“Shitmits earth day! And I’m sick so what do I do?!”

Shitmits by Loving love April 22, 2022