A devastatingly deranged act of violence.
This ferocious
stunt is enacted in statistically rare cases by someone who is more than likely to be an acquaintance of yours.
The attacker instantaneously decides to go for a
walk outside to deliberately step in dog shit. The objective is to return inside with the purpose of kicking you in the face.
Eg. “Oh my God! Look at Lawrence, his face is covered in blood and shit!”
“Yeah, he’s just been awarded a shit kick!”
Eg. “Sally came running round the
corner and jumped up to deliver a shit kick to
Colin’s face.”
“
Colin fu****g stinks. I’m going out for lunch.”