Shit Kettle Share definition Flag The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you really don't like, a modification of Salt Kettle "Dude this party sucks, lets go" "Yeah, right after I leave a shit kettle for them" Shit Kettle by imdx80 October 30, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Shit Kettle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch