When your hair is so long it touches the toilet when you sit to poop, and as such your split ends become shit ends.
by HarDoRichardson September 28, 2019
by The Procrastinatrix March 22, 2018
1. Chronic misfortune, or constant back luck
2. Having the worst possible outcome in a given situation
2. Having the worst possible outcome in a given situation
by Krautings August 20, 2008
In days of old, before toilet paper and the Sears Roebuck catalog, a stick was used to wipe your rear clean in the outhouse. You had to be sure you grabbed the clean end of the stick, and not the shit end.
by arikgoldstein May 13, 2015
Don't lend Mitch your broom. He will stick it in his ass and leave you with the shit end of the stick. He always does.
by Millerrtime613 August 24, 2017
My grandfather grew up in poverty in a company owned coal mining town where he was born in 1895. He yold me about a game they played called the fox and the hounds whenever a new kid came to town. One kid was the fox. He carried a stick between his legs to simulate a tail. The object was for the hounds to chase the fox and capture him by grabbing his tail. They always let the new kid win. Unbeknownst to him the had dipped the end of the stick in the muck of an outhouse. Clearly getting the shit end of the stick was getting a bad and unanticipated result.
He got the shit end of the stick.
by jp0 August 9, 2018
I FUCKED HER ASS SO GO GOOD AND THEN SHE GAVE ME HEAD, I MADE SURE SHE GOT THE SHIT END OF THE STICK....
by datkrazymexikan December 1, 2010