Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"
Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.
Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.
Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.
Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong!
everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.
Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.
Woman:
You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think
you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.
Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.
Advice: Don't make eyes contact or
verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.