by Dave April 7, 2003
Lisa: Honey, where are you going
Scott: I'm going to take a shiss
Lisa: Don't you mean a shit?
Scott: No a shiss, I'm going to take a piss and a shit, I just think it's easier and quicker to combine the two and say shiss.
Scott: I'm going to take a shiss
Lisa: Don't you mean a shit?
Scott: No a shiss, I'm going to take a piss and a shit, I just think it's easier and quicker to combine the two and say shiss.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 28, 2009
An attempt to shit in which only pissing occurs. 3-5 solid rectal pushes resulting only in a half toilet bowl of urine leaving the body.
by MikeDidIt March 18, 2008
by LeatherHunterman February 7, 2019
To have a case of extreme diarrhea where the fecal matter is completely liquid. Like pissing out of your ass.
by Marzmellow March 18, 2008
When you go for a dump but only thin light brown water comes out, usually spattering the pan, often resulting in splashback
"I just shissed all over the place"
by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009