Bonkers

Bum-Conkers or Bonkers are lumps of dried up faeces, missed during the wiping process that are attached to the ends of the bum hair.

Bonkers are the largest of all bum hair turd, the scale being : Winnets , Clinkers , Dangle-berries , Clag-nuts and Bonkers .

My turd was so thick after that curry my arse was like a funking bonkers tournament the next day.

by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009

Dungle

An extremely large, runny or smelly turd

"I just took a dungle"

by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009

Carb County

This is the place where people who are Hench but not Shredded live.

Eating in Caloric excess to accelerate muscle mass gains in bodybuilding can result in a large but undefined physique.

Bodybuilders who possess this bulky but low quality muscle mass are said to be in "Carb County"

"Have you seen Steve these days? He's massive"

"Yeah but he's big but hes got zero definition"

"Yeah he's the mayor of carb county"

by Scaredtoleavethehouse May 07, 2012

Cratty

Weed or a joint

"shall we get some cratty?"

"Skin a cratty yo!"

by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009

Same Head

Someone with downs syndrome. Because they all have the same downy looking head.

"Did you see that bus full of same heads?"

by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 19, 2009

Soup

Electronic cigarette liquid infused with marajuana.

Yo let me hit that soup.

That soup is strong yo.

Dat soup.

by Scaredtoleavethehouse July 28, 2014

Shiss

When you go for a dump but only thin light brown water comes out, usually spattering the pan, often resulting in splashback

"I just shissed all over the place"

by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009