by Scaredtoleavethehouse July 27, 2014

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Bum-Conkers or Bonkers are lumps of dried up faeces, missed during the wiping process that are attached to the ends of the bum hair.
Bonkers are the largest of all bum hair turd, the scale being : Winnets , Clinkers , Dangle-berries , Clag-nuts and Bonkers .
Bonkers are the largest of all bum hair turd, the scale being : Winnets , Clinkers , Dangle-berries , Clag-nuts and Bonkers .
by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009

When you go for a dump but only thin light brown water comes out, usually spattering the pan, often resulting in splashback
"I just shissed all over the place"
by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009

Abbreviation of Spicy Rollie. A handrolled cigarette using a small paper and containing a very small amount of cannabis.
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by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009
