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Shinobi Joe 

Shinobi Joe is a character, like Chuck Norris or Mr. T., who possesses superhuman abilities which is linked to him being a badass ninja.
There are no “i”s in team, but there are two “i”s in Shinobi Joe. Fuck you team.
Shinobi Joe by KewlNerd March 3, 2008

Shinobi Jessica Ting

Ok, so once upon a time not long ago, when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, when the law was stern and justice stood, and people were behaving lik ethey all too good, there lived a pretty girl who was misled, by another little boy and this is waht he said, "me and you jess we gonna watch some movies and sneak out fast." they did the job, and fun came with ease! but they couldnt stop its like they had a disease, they watched antoehr and anotehr and another and another, tried to stay up till 5:30 and his father was bothered. ok so shit happend and at 6am, jessica was walking down the street. she was just walking by when she saw this guy who gave her an awkward eye. so she KILLED HIM. with her guns of steel, aka her nigger arms. so she was like, "YEAH, NIGGAH, WHASSUP?" and she went home. and she was like, hmm, now waht am i gonna do? so she decided to become a chuunin from konoha. so she went to the hidden leaf village and learned chidori from kakashi-senin himself. and she passed the exam and became a respected late night shinobi. The End.
girl, im in love with you
this ain't the honey moon
still in the infatuation phase
right in teh thick of love
we never get sick of love
it seems we learn something new everyday
i know i've misbehaved
and you've made your mistakes
but we both still got room left to grow
and though love sometimes hurts
i STILL put you first
and we'll make this thing work
but i think we shoudl take it SLOOOOWW
we're just OOOORDINARY PEOPLE
we dotn know which way to goooo
cuhz we're ORRRDINARY PEOPLE
maybe we should take it slooowww....
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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