Shilvock 

A person who praises people only for their own personal profit, and dismisses others when it brings them any negative attention.

Only used in the ORAL sense, for WRITTEN forms of this word see Shiltex

From
Shill (slang)
a person who publicizes or praises something or someone for reasons of self-interest, personal profit, or friendship or loyalty.

and Voc (slang)
To do with the voice, voice controlled

Friend 1: 'He's a right glory hunter, only latching onto people to further himself...'
Friend 2: 'Yeah the cunt is a right Shilvock.'


Captain Kirk: 'Spock, tell me about this man'
Spock: ' Captain, this man is not a man. Logic tells me he is an animal, and to specify Genus, he is most definately another motherfucking Shilvock'

Shilvock by Steve Masterson. April 13, 2009

shilock nose 

A very obscure and abnormally sized nose. Most commonly found attached to a person of Jewish heritage.

Tom: "Wow man, check out that chick with the shilock nose"

Fred: "Whoa! That thing is huge!"

shilock nose by brennen757 June 23, 2009

shilock 

A jewish pawn broker, desparate to make money. willing to go to far lengths for short sighted monetary success. no sanctaty in his trade, willing to sell his mother

that shilock damn near got my arm for that that watch

shilock by Homer February 5, 2005

Shillocks 

Micra Language, along the same lines as Spafe, this word is a combination of shit and bollocks.

that was teh biggest pile of shillocks ever

Shillocks by Pierce January 28, 2004

Shillocker 

A person who finds him/herself only interested in homosexual members of the opposite gender.

That girl has tried to hook up with 3 gay guys in the past year, she is such a shillocker.

Shillocker by fleetfoxxy June 11, 2010