Shiftys

The uncontrollable feeling of constant discomfort, triggering a necessity for constant motion. Usually encountered during the morning after a night of drinking. The Shiftys are not a hangover, though they sometimes are a symptom of morning-after Still-Drunk.

Also caused by crashing after copious amounts of caffeine.

Dude, I'm getting the Shiftys while driving, this is bad.

I have to keep moving, I have the Shiftys.

I don't care if you have the Shiftys, you can't hang your legs out the window of my car!

by hellyes0 April 28, 2008

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In hiphop, a skinny handsome man with an extra long dick.

Jim's so well liked by the ladies, cause he's a shifty. Fatty not so well.

by Cattlerider January 15, 2017

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A tall slim man with an extra long dick. From hip hop culture

Jimmy is popular with the chicks, since he's a Shifty.

by LoveCattles January 14, 2017

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Men named Benjamin & go by Ben for short, really attractive and know it, makes females fall in "love" with them. They usually have one main chick and possible side hoes and they think that the main will wait for his sus AF ass, and hopefully they don't wait too long because main chicks don't wait forever.

Also, they try to be discreet about their 2nd lifestyle. If you're smart you will see right through men named Ben.

"What's Ben doing??"

"Oh shit, I don't even know what happened to him?! He just left without saying a single word"

"Yeah, he is just acting shifty is all.."

by Emgem99 February 11, 2022

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Noun. Alcoholic drinks you have after working a shift in any service industry. Can be one or many multiple number of drinks that may sometimes lead to shenanigans or the next morning. 2. Often free for BOH employees and almost always necessary post shift for all staff. Contagious in dive bars

Worked sucked. Let’s get some shifties.

by Kidd Blast October 04, 2019

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