Shiftys 

The uncontrollable feeling of constant discomfort, triggering a necessity for constant motion. Usually encountered during the morning after a night of drinking. The Shiftys are not a hangover, though they sometimes are a symptom of morning-after Still-Drunk.

Also caused by crashing after copious amounts of caffeine.

Dude, I'm getting the Shiftys while driving, this is bad.

I have to keep moving, I have the Shiftys.

I don't care if you have the Shiftys, you can't hang your legs out the window of my car!

Shiftys by hellyes0 April 28, 2008

Shintysix 

A real number. Cannot be used in Numberwang's Imaginary Numbers round.

"I only have shintysix days left to live."

Shintysix by The So Fine March 27, 2012

shifty willis 

an urban poet; shifty willis represents the misunderstood. everyone has a shifty willis inside of them.

the real shifty willis wanders the streets of rotto, as an old quokka. just keep an eye on your luggage and bikes when he might be around

holy shit is that shifty willis?!

shifty willis by shifty willis enthusiast 69 December 12, 2022

shifty chubs 

When your a chub on the court but your one of the better faster players

Guy 1: Damn that guys fat
Guy 2: Naw Man he's shifty af
Guy 3: Ya he's got shifty chubs

shifty chubs by David Pedatella May 16, 2016

Shifty

In hiphop, a skinny handsome man with an extra long dick.

Jim's so well liked by the ladies, cause he's a shifty. Fatty not so well.

Shifty by Cattlerider January 15, 2017

Suicide Shifts

Working back to back at 2+ jobs, while working on minimal food and sleep

Him: Have you seen lacy lately?
Her: No, she has been working suicide shifts for the last few days.
Him: Is she emotionally stable still or nah?

Suicide Shifts by EmeraldGemz November 26, 2016

low down and shifty 

Someone who doesnt feel right, you cant put your finger on it.

"I'm low down and I'm shifty!
'And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him
and ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from..'" - Eminem low down and shifty

low down and shifty by babnuggetz April 11, 2009