Shifty pimping

Lying to a gentleman with photos you stole from a nice girls phone (when she asked for you to repair her iPhone for her) telling him you really want to meet him which isn’t hard for him to believe (since your details are in her phone that’s why he hates you ) but when he shows up you reveal your penis and make up a story about that chick being your friend blah blah blah

That little ring worm was shifty pimping last night and made me waste heaps of money trynna get a result that helps me keep winning in life so I expressed my disgust in his behaviour and will never return he definately didn’t get his iTunes gift card anyway shifty pimping little scum bag better leave me the fuck alone stop asking for free money off me fucking dickhead what’s gonna happen if I get the right job huh? Is he gonna make up an excuse to steal my salary and my fucking holidays as well? Makes no sense won’t even let me act like a cop anyway chicks like all sorts of people and jobs doesn’t mean you gotta be that to have fun with them just gotta convince them you are for one night I don’t think pimp is the winning choice for making chicks horny that’s the least chosen fantasy billionaire and jock is more like the right choice.

Shifty pimping by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023