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Shifty Nut 

A shifty nut is when your ball bag is unexpectedly exposed from its garment.
When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what's that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"

Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.

Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.

I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
Shifty Nut by Peter Enis 85 February 25, 2023
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Shafty Nut 

A sexy ass mother fucker by the name of Nick Humphrys
Shafty Nut is sexy asf
Shafty Nut by Jesuslations January 2, 2021

Shafty Nut 

Shafty Nut is hot asf
Shafty Nut by Jesuslations January 3, 2021

shifty nuts 

When you're nuts a to dry and stiff, and the shrink of size
sergio: man....how am I gonna get my girl tonight if my shifty nuts won't go away....
shifty nuts by RektbyamateK July 5, 2017

shitty_nuts 

awesome, stellar, unbelievable, or unfortunate, calamitous, catastrophic, or both, or neither
Getting head is shitty_nuts.
Getting struck by lightning is shitty_nuts.
shitty_nuts by Coo Docta Money July 16, 2008

ShiftNutzi 

A Person Who Starts Every Word With A Capital Letter, Like This.
"Hey, Dude, Did You Watch The Game?"

"You forgot what we learnt in 4 Grade, didn't you?"

"No, Why Would I?"

"Smh*mumbles ShiftNutzi*"
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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