sherv 

When you start watching a new show with someone and promise to watch the rest together, but then secretly watch it without them.

We were suppose to watch stranger things together but he sherved me and watched it alone.

Don't you dare sherv me and watch Westworld while I'm on vacation.

sherv by Adam Stone November 30, 2016

Sherv 

this guy thats hot as hell! AKA Shezza, Shervie G and SEXMENOW hahaha not really, all i gotta say is that anyone whos not a sherv wishes they was!

im so horny.... ahh damn it i wish sherv was here! ding dong, someone at the door? omg its sherv, take ur pants off NOW... oh yess ahhh yehhh oooohh

Sherv by lang May 22, 2004

Sherv 

A homosexually active person

That dude is SHERV!

Sherv by P.I.M.P May 23, 2003

Sherv 

From: Shervin

1. Thinking you know boats when, in fact, it's entirely possible you've never even seen one float.
2. Thinking you are awesome when it's quite obvious to everyone else on the planet you are not.
3. Generally being a clueless wanker.

Guy 1: 'Dude! You should see the totally cool conical exhaust I made for my Ninja on the weekend... all I used was tin snips, rivets and some light sheet... my bike is totally way wicked now... it's killer loud and massively faster than stock!!'

Guy 2: Sherv.

Sherv by trenchtractor July 15, 2009

Service Dom 

A Dom that is mostly concentrating on the submissive's pleasure. Sometimes enthralled by it.

Partner: What type of Dom are you
Dom: I'd consider myself a Service Dom, I want to see you pleased to the point of exhaustion.

Service Dom by WTFGazcan October 21, 2020

Service Top 

Someone who is a top in bed but likes to service the other person (mostly only doing things for the other persons pleasure ) rather then dominating them

“So I got laid the other night”
“Nice, where they any good?”
“Yeah they were a total service top, they took really good care of me and made sure I liked every second of it”

Service Top by Acousticclarinet July 29, 2018

throw a turd and call it serving caviar 

This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.

You don't fool me when you throw a turd and call it serving caviar !

throw a turd and call it serving caviar by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017