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Shmeal Theory 

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.
History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"
Shmeal Theory by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021
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hung shemale

A preoperative male to female transsexual that has a over then average sized dick
"Did you see that video? Tracy is one hung shemale"
hung shemale by RobbiRacks.com September 21, 2017
Shemele is ugly and stabbed u in the back who talks about this girl name Brianna don't be her friend she thinks she is all that but she is funny talented but mean talks about u on internet but can't say it to your face
She. Ain't your friend Brianna! Shemele rolls her eyes too much like....
shemele by Ilovetalking March 13, 2017

Alpha Shemale

The biggest transbitch of the pack. She uses her large size to intimidate other trannies.
Ramona is the alpha shemale of the LGBTQ Rainbow Community Center downtown. When they go out to eat, it's always at Ramona's favorite restaurant.
Alpha Shemale by Larry the Lover August 10, 2017
Shemala is an Indian she is goofy and fun sometimes mean.
Laughs alot a good friend.

If she is your friend keep her
Shemala is pretty
Shemala by Prxtty.chin April 24, 2022

hadda shmeal 

the purest and most rawest form of bullshit.
Maddie: Remember that day I had an eye infection and I kept squinting with my right eye? Well, he thought I winked at him and because of that, he considered us a couple and when I politely turned down his offer to go get some coffee with him and his mother, he told everyone I was a racist lesbian.
Kyrstin: That is straight hadda shmeal.
hadda shmeal by thetinwomen March 3, 2011
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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