Shem

a she - him... therefore a shem..

is that a girl? she aint got no tits.. must be a shem

by xavier July 31, 2003

Shem

Jewish slang for someone who isn’t that smart or bright. Someone lacking intelligence or common sense.

Gabby did something stupid, again.
What did you expect? You know she’s shem.

by Lenynuts December 3, 2019

shems

shems is a girl who is funny and sexy af. she will brighten your day with a smile and her sense of style is intriguing. her obsession with boy bands and netflix makes you wish you had the passion she does.

That girl Shems is pretty cool.

by kierglm February 27, 2018

shem

equivilent to any term used to define anyone who dresses, walks, or talks like an asshole. examples include "tool", "herb", "douche", or "fag"

"brah I totally nailed this slut last night, and I drank like a beer and a half during."

"dude, you're a fucking shem."

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006

shem

Sarcastic way to respond to a statement or to express regret at the way a situation turned out. Essentially "that's a shame" with an added sense of arrogance or lack of regard.

Person 1: "My dog died today"
Person 2: "Shem"

Person 1: "Oh no, I can't find my wallet"
Person 2: "What a shem"

by Marco Pierre April 1, 2012

shem

1. Male whose style consists of a shaved and usually dyed and spiky haircut with earrings and comes in one of two forms...

large muscles with tight shirts

skinny with oversized baggy shirts

2. Shaved Hairstyled Earringed Male

This party is a shem fest, let's bail.

by P.A. January 24, 2005

shem

the combination of a "she" and a "him", someone that you cannot tell what sex they are

Look at that shem over there dancing.

by April Keeping January 26, 2004