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Shelved the bitch

To immediately and decisively cut off all contact with a woman after she tries to friendzone you, make you orbit her, or simp for her attention. Instead of chasing or staying in her orbit, you "shelve" her — permanently removing her from your life like an unwanted item stuck on a dusty shelf, never to be touched again.
"After texting her for a week, I found out she had a boyfriend and was just using me for attention. Fuck that — I shelved the bitch and never replied again."
by Ben Robert Smith April 8, 2026
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