Shell Shocked 

Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.

Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!

Shell Shocked by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 2, 2018

Shell shocked 

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.

“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.

Shell shocked by Lil Lep January 25, 2018

Shell Shocked 

The act of Tea Bagging being performed by a female, especially in First Person Shooter Video Games.

Gamer 1: That guy just killed me and is now Tea Bagging me.

Gamer 2: That's not a guy, its a chick.

Gamer 1: Damn, I've just been Shell Shocked

Shell Shocked by GreasemanLangley January 28, 2010

shell shocked 

Blurry vision and loss of awareness caused by a large nearby explosion.

Usually in war movies where someone is knocked down by an explosion and can't hear anyone and has shaky vision, AKA shell shocked

shell shocked by A_Smart_@$$ April 1, 2009

Shell Shocked 

The term used to describe when somebody hits you with a blue shell right as you are about to win a race in Mario Kart.

I was about to win on Rainbow Road, but then I got shell shocked and got in 5th!

Wow, that sucks man.

Shell Shocked by cjnwhinshvgknbgdkjf March 18, 2016

Shell shocked 

Traumatized.

The linebacker from Nigeria took the receiver's helmet off his head and positioned it so that when he started to stomp on his head, it crushed his head, as he made a sound kind of like Solomon towards the end of Blood Diamond (the shovel scene) as he did it. He didn't realize that most people playing football weren't doing that, this guy really wanted to win, and he was trying to give beyond one hundred percent all the time. It was always life or death for him, since he had been shell shocked since he was a kid.

Shell shocked by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

Shell-Shocked

When you're playing mariokart, you're in the lead and you're doing great and then the person in 12th place blue shells you It literally helped that guy in no way at all and now your shocked, dazed, confused and upset.

Me and my cousin were playing Mario Kart and I got shell-shocked!!

Shell-Shocked by Random Stranger You Don't Know June 28, 2022