Shell Shocked

Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.

Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!

by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 2, 2018

Shell Shocked

The act of Tea Bagging being performed by a female, especially in First Person Shooter Video Games.

Gamer 1: That guy just killed me and is now Tea Bagging me.

Gamer 2: That's not a guy, its a chick.

Gamer 1: Damn, I've just been Shell Shocked

by GreasemanLangley January 28, 2010

Shell Shocked

The term used to describe when somebody hits you with a blue shell right as you are about to win a race in Mario Kart.

I was about to win on Rainbow Road, but then I got shell shocked and got in 5th!

Wow, that sucks man.

by cjnwhinshvgknbgdkjf March 18, 2016

Shell Shock

A slang term for "post-traumatic stress disorder". A condition which often occurs for those who have been in active combat. Can affect the body in various ways, but can be treated.

He was suffering from a serious case of shell shock after 'nam.

by Xerxes November 11, 2004

Shell Shock

A mental Disorder caused by active warfare

World War 2

by William Nanemahoo December 12, 2003

Shell Shock

A condition that occurs only in high school guidance counselors. Those affected will spend hours at grocery stores running tests on eggs looking for the perfect carton. They usually become angry when people suggest they mix and match the eggs.

Dante was about to call the cops on a Shell Shocked counselor in the Quick Stop, but a woman told him not to worry about it, because they always pay for what they break and clean up after themselves

by KossB May 11, 2006

Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.

“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.

by Lil Lep January 25, 2018