Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.
by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 02, 2018
Gamer 1: That guy just killed me and is now Tea Bagging me.
Gamer 2: That's not a guy, its a chick.
Gamer 1: Damn, I've just been Shell Shocked
Gamer 2: That's not a guy, its a chick.
Gamer 1: Damn, I've just been Shell Shocked
by GreasemanLangley January 28, 2010
The term used to describe when somebody hits you with a blue shell right as you are about to win a race in Mario Kart.
I was about to win on Rainbow Road, but then I got shell shocked and got in 5th!
Wow, that sucks man.
Wow, that sucks man.
by cjnwhinshvgknbgdkjf December 09, 2015
A slang term for "post-traumatic stress disorder". A condition which often occurs for those who have been in active combat. Can affect the body in various ways, but can be treated.
by Xerxes November 12, 2004
by William Nanemahoo December 12, 2003
A condition that occurs only in high school guidance counselors. Those affected will spend hours at grocery stores running tests on eggs looking for the perfect carton. They usually become angry when people suggest they mix and match the eggs.
Dante was about to call the cops on a Shell Shocked counselor in the Quick Stop, but a woman told him not to worry about it, because they always pay for what they break and clean up after themselves
by KossB May 01, 2006
When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.
by Lil Lep January 25, 2018