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National smell pussy day

On May 2, it's national smell pussy day.

Be prepared to smell pussy !
Emily:"Tommy smell this "
Tommy :"smell what "
Emily :"this"
Tommy:"that smells like pussy"
Emily : "ummm don't worry just remember today is national smell pussy day "

National smell pussy day

National smell pussy day is on May 3rd The day everyone smells pussy
Emely :smell this Tommy:smell what Emely :my fingers it's national smell pussy day

National sell someone day 

December 5th is national sell someone day! Sell someone your friends your family randoms on the street or someone named kazuha or venus!
Hey what’s today’s date?

December 5th

Oh national sell someone day
Yea I sold someone named kazuha

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? 

your hot.
Boy: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Girl: What?
Boy: Your hot.
Girl: Oh ok.

National smell your friends poop sock day 

April 8, where you smell your friends poop sock.
Friend 1 “Dude, what are you looking for?”

Friend 2 “Dude, i’m looking for your poop sock”

Friend 1 “Oh its April 8th already?”

Friend 2 “Yea, its national smell your friends poop sock day, where it at”
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