Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper is one of the main characters of the TV-show The Big Bang Theory. He is extremely intelligent, but due to what appears to be Asperger's Syndrome, he is incapable of understanding other people and sarcasm. That said, he is probably the most hilarious character on TV right now. Although he would probalby look upon the tomfoolery of the show with haughty derision.

Leonard: How was Nebraska?
Penny: Oh, better than North Dakota.
pause
Penny: Guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Sheldon Cooper: With the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.

Sheldon Cooper by IQ 158 May 16, 2011

sheldon cooper

the best character from the big bang theory

Cassie: sheldon cooper?
Deborah: what a babe

sheldon cooper by casscass92 November 29, 2011

Sheldon Cooper

An absolute queen.

Knows absolutely everything.

Just a queen. 👑👑

Sheldon is soy nice, cares soy much for his friends, Sheldon Cooper makes me wanna be a physicist

Sheldon Cooper by Sheldon coopers NO.1 Fan July 4, 2021

Sheldon Lee Cooper 

The most sexy man to ever have lived, we are lucky to be in such a time of AI porn, because we can get Sheldon fucking a Playstation 5, (now you know where the white design "came" from) I would let Sheldon rim my asshole, no homo

Morgan: I wish Sheldon Lee Cooper was my dad
Boris: Same bro, where is my weed, I wanna trip out and get fucked by Sheldon

Sheldon Lee Cooper by TheBeanSlayer June 16, 2024

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024