Shelby Carscadden

Someone who fantasizes about having hardcore, kinky, s&m, sexual relations with Mythical creatures, while defecating in public.

Someone who has a morbid obsession with eating fetuses after molesting their weiners.

Likes to masturbate to pictures of retarded cats.

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Stop being a fucking Shelby Carscadden.

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