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sheila gail

a typical saying which originated in the gay community, in cape town south africa, where gay guys substitute women's names for words. in this instance sheila,- which means shit or rubbish - and gail, which means to talk combine to form the meaning 'you are talking shit' or 'don't talk shit!'
gay guy a : you won't believe it! i had sex with brad pitt last night!

gay guy b : Sheila Gail!!

or

john: i have to use the loo! i need to sheila!

jane: that's a little too much info for me thanks!
sheila gail by dougie g September 11, 2006

Sheila Loves Good Charlotte 

obsessing over a band, but then denying it.
Sheila Loves Good Charlotte by hey December 14, 2003

Sheela na gig 

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!
Sheela na gig by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018

sheilagh 

Sheilagh is a gift to the world. If you're arguing with her, she is probably right. She is smarter than your white friend but funnier than your black friend. She is adventurous, talented, devoted, empathetic and loving. Marry her or you'll regret it, you will never find another Sheilagh
Sheilagh had so much swag she had to ship some to china!
sheilagh by CurtainCall January 13, 2017