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sheep herder 

1. One who makes a legitimate living by herding sheep; a sheppherder.
2. One who gets his jollies from and with sheep; a sheeprammer.
1. Jeez-a-peetz, look at that guy herd his sheep!
2. Holy hell, that guy's a sheep herder!
sheep herder by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003

Sheep herders breakfast 

A cup of coffee and a piece of you.
I would like to order a sheep herders breakfast.

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded 

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'
The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

sheepherder's special 

What to tell a cocktail server when he/she is what you want.
Cocktail server: "What can I get you?"
"A sheepherder's special."
The server will return with a yes/no after being informed by an experienced bartender.
sheepherder's special by Sailor September 23, 2003