shed

An abbrevation or another means of calling someone a "tool" or "toolshed".

Jim is such a shed for doing that last night.

by Roman23 April 24, 2007

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A place where a dog sleeps or where i sleep at night. Where i lay my head down to go to sleep.

I went to the shed to go to bed because thats all I can afford.

by Salvatore Harry Vitale..... April 21, 2008

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n. A misallaneous game that exists only as an idea or proposition. The act of shed can never be followed through - only proposed and accepted. May also be classed as a sport. Any attempt to actually create a game and set of rules will result in the spontaneous combustion of the attempter's nearby village or town. v. To Shed

The Savage Cabbage : "Hey Andy, wanna play shed?"
G a.k.a 'Andy' : "Yeah"

Brian the Drunkard : (Drunkenly) "Shed?"
The Apparent Voices in his head : "Yes, Brian, Yes"

by Pasta, Hold the Sauce October 11, 2005

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Noun, singular or collective: A chain (or single branch of a chain) of large DIY warehouse shops occupying ugly, aircraft-hangar-like buildings - sheds. Wickes, Homebase, B&Q are sheds.

That little ironmongers on the corner didn't have one.
You'll have to go to one of the sheds then.
Yeah, but they'll only sell me a packet of 20 and charge me an arm and a leg.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 13, 2005

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A term used to describe a person that goes out of their way to impress people. Commonly referred to as a tool, a shed is much worse and much more extreme. A shed is a bunch of tools put together. Short for toolshed. Someone that wears flowered shirts, laughs really loud, or drinks beer with fruit in it.

That hawaiian shirt wearing dude in the corner, drinking that stupid pink drink is such a shed!

by Mike J Smith June 7, 2007

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