Shazelnut 

an unlucky man

he is a shazelnut

Shazelnut by ayzee ;) January 20, 2009

sticky kick in the hazelnuts 

A phrase used to define a hot drink (typically coffee) overly sweetened and extremely nutty tasting.

Guy1: Dude, I just made the best coffee ever, I used hazelnut coffee, hazelnut creamer, caramel, and a packet of sugar!
Guy2: Man that sounds like a sticky kick in the hazelnuts to be sure!

sticky kick in the hazelnuts by MrJenkins October 22, 2010

hazelnut 

A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.

When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!

hazelnut by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005

hazelnut 

The edible nut of a hazel, having a hard smooth brown shell.

"I'll take my dry, double, soy, half-caff, with an add shot latte with a shot a hazelnut"

hazelnut by cafjosh August 10, 2007

shovelnuts 

Reserving a seat when you get up/leave, and you plan to return. If someone takes the seat then they are subject to a shovel to the nuts.

"He didn't call shovelnuts on that chair, so I'm totally taking it."

shovelnuts by Alex Kesner and Chelsea Bunn December 31, 2007

Stark Raving Hazelnut 

A fictional Ice cream flavour mentioned in avengers infinity war

It was made by Ben and Jerry’s, names after tony stark

Yeah well I was trying to cut down on lactose but then Ben and Jerry’s named a flavour after me

Stark raving hazelnut

Stark Raving Hazelnut by Willeth Slatter April 10, 2019

hazelnut steamer

A sexual act in which the two participants get in a sixty-niney position and the male participant places his nuts inside the mouth of the reciever, and then defecates all over their face.

Oh man, Khoa just gave me a hazelnut steamer last night and it smelled like taro.

hazelnut steamer by Jose Robert September 29, 2006