Shaves the Sloth

a person, place, thing or action that is a TOTAL waste of time... boring! an obstruction of fun. A social obstacle. LAME!
A party pooper.

"I get on with Mrs. So-In-So alright, but her husband sure Shaves the Sloth!"

by winksie December 27, 2011

The Devil Shaves

In all photographs of Jesus Christ, he is wearing a beard.

It is nasty.
This phrase is used by people who would rather go to hell, than spend eternity in "Heaven" and Jesus' nasty ass uncombed stringy fucking beard.

Phillip: JOHN, what you are doing is a sin.
John: Well, Phillip... the Devil shaves

by TheBathroomExperience May 14, 2011

50 shades of nay

50 shades of nay — the kink of becoming sexually aroused when refused or humiliated.

This kink was introduced to the world by Kevin McCarthy when he left the floor of the house after a historic 11 losses attempting to become the Speaker of the House.

“I feel good”, he said as he left the floor after being publicly humiliated yet again.

“50 shades of nay is my kink; whenever I’m rejected, I orgasm and ejaculate, said Kevin McCarthy explaining the stains on his pants to his political aids.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 6, 2023

Shaved Bigfoot

This is a large, unattractive person.

GAAAWD, Bruto looks like a shaved Bigfoot in this light!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

hem shave

Shaving your legs only up to where the top of your hemline reaches due to lack of time, laziness, or because you never wear pants that are any shorter.

I had to hem shave last night because I didn't have time before my date.

That's nasty.

by Yogurt86 March 7, 2011

50 shades of brown

Rusty acts of bdsm

That chick that works in accounting supposedly is way into 50 shades of brown and prefers her kinks to be rust inspired.

by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

Garbage Shakes

Yummy frothy milkshakes containing donuts, pies, candy bars, fudge and other soy/high fructose corn syrup products to be consumed for celebratory purposes.

Sam: "We're having garbage shakes tonight for my birthday."
Jake: "I'll grab some brownies for the shake!"

by officialmoomimsfanaccount April 6, 2021