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shart cart 

a type of vehicle that sits on rails similar to a mining cart. The difference between the two is that a shart cart is powered solely by the rider and his ability to generate thrust in the form of a whirlwind of shart spraying from his anus.
joseph: dude my stomach feels like its about to explode but i need to get to my girlfriends house!
bob: dude just take the shart cart there! its a win win situation!
shart cart by bagelboy40404 June 24, 2010

Cart Shart 

To leak fecal matter or full on defecate oneself while performing one or more cartwheels.
Connie was well on her way to earning a first place at her gymnastics competition when in the middle of her routine, she did a Cart Shart and it cost her the entire routine as well as a new leotard.
Cart Shart by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

smart cart 

1) A name for the busses of the SMART bus company.
2) Another name for a handicap van. tard cart
Man I missed the Smart Cart, now I need to call a hommie to pick my ass up.
smart cart by spamtastic June 15, 2006

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shartmart 

When shopping at Wal-Mart and think you have to fart. Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart
Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart
shartmart by 76Gutz May 15, 2018