Sharnus

A shart from the anus

Hes such a sharnus
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by sharnus March 19, 2023

sharkussy

the fishiest of shark sex

My bestfriend had some sharkussy the other night!

by Dr. Pepper Stepper April 14, 2022

sharkus

A special kind of land shark. Commonly found in Germany and the Indian subcontinent.

No relation to Left Shark.

*theme tune plays, and Sharkus emerges fin-first from the gloom*
Sharkus: (singing) Sharkusssssss!
Woman: Dear god, it's Sharkus!

by TheSkin June 17, 2016

Sharkussy

Sharkussy is that slimy good good a shark gives you

Bro I was down in the pacific and got some sharkussy from a baddie named lura

by ltsjmoney August 16, 2022

Arnus Scharnus Karnus

A word invented in the late 90s. Now used for gaming.

What are you doing today ? - Arnus Scharnus Karnus

by hosengaxer January 27, 2022

shanus

Function: Noun
Etymology: Portmanteau of shame and anus.

1. a: Judging the anus to be obscene b: the susceptibility to such feelings.

It came about as a result of the anus being photoshopped out of many images of female nudes across the internet, and the lasting psychological damage it caused on the women thus depicted.

The shanus Suicide Girls models must feel right now must be palpable; how awful to be buttholed by both their own website and the FBI.

by Alana Post September 30, 2005

shanus

It is the condensed form of "Shotgun-Anus" where when two guys are planing on having sex with the same girl and while they are working out the logistics one calls "Shanus" thus securing their right to dibs on her anus.

Andrew: "Wow Kourtney is looking really hot tonight!"
Brian: "Yea man lets tap that"
Andrew: "SHANUS!!!"
Brian: "Darn, I wanted to do her in the butt first!"
Andrew: "Sorry man, maybe next time"

by Jane Doe Doe October 20, 2006