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the fishiest of shark sex
My bestfriend had some sharkussy the other night!
sharkussy by Dr. Pepper Stepper April 14, 2022
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A special kind of land shark. Commonly found in Germany and the Indian subcontinent.

No relation to Left Shark.
*theme tune plays, and Sharkus emerges fin-first from the gloom*
Sharkus: (singing) Sharkusssssss!
Woman: Dear god, it's Sharkus!
sharkus by TheSkin June 17, 2016
Sharkussy is that slimy good good a shark gives you
Bro I was down in the pacific and got some sharkussy from a baddie named lura
Sharkussy by ltsjmoney August 16, 2022

Arnus Scharnus Karnus 

A word invented in the late 90s. Now used for gaming.
What are you doing today ? - Arnus Scharnus Karnus
Arnus Scharnus Karnus by hosengaxer January 27, 2022
Function: Noun
Etymology: Portmanteau of shame and anus.

1. a: Judging the anus to be obscene b: the susceptibility to such feelings.

It came about as a result of the anus being photoshopped out of many images of female nudes across the internet, and the lasting psychological damage it caused on the women thus depicted.
The shanus Suicide Girls models must feel right now must be palpable; how awful to be buttholed by both their own website and the FBI.
shanus by Alana Post September 30, 2005
It is the condensed form of "Shotgun-Anus" where when two guys are planing on having sex with the same girl and while they are working out the logistics one calls "Shanus" thus securing their right to dibs on her anus.
Andrew: "Wow Kourtney is looking really hot tonight!"
Brian: "Yea man lets tap that"
Andrew: "SHANUS!!!"
Brian: "Darn, I wanted to do her in the butt first!"
Andrew: "Sorry man, maybe next time"
shanus by Jane Doe Doe October 20, 2006
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