Shannonisms 

Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game

Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!

Shannonisms by WyldOzzy July 2, 2020

Shannonism

Shannonism is a religion followed by those who believe that everything in the world can be understood through the laws of Information Theory, postulated by Claude E. Shannon in 1948.

I used to be a Christian, but then I discovered Shannonism.

Shannonism by Shannonist June 28, 2010

Shannonism

Silly words or sayings that Shannons make up.

If you speak Shannonese, you are my persons. This is just one of many Shannonisms.

Shannonism by Smammon January 15, 2022

shannonisadinnerlady 

A roblox tiktoker. They started there account at the start of 2020. They have approximately 4K-5K followers on tiktok.

“Omg what is Ellie’s TikTok account?”
“Oh it is shannonisadinnerlady she named it after her bestfriend shannon also knows as luhhshan”

shannonisadinnerlady by shannonisadinnerlady November 27, 2020

Shannonism

When you say something that defies all logic.

When the Titanic sank, why didnt they get their cellphones out? - Shannonism -

Shannonism by Martymcfries1888 June 1, 2020