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Shameware

A product or especially software, which is bringing shame to the owner. E. g. a presentation software for business purpose, which is crashing on a regular basis during presentations to clients.
- That's not open-source software, it's just shameware.
- This software has so many bugs. It's shameware.
by Technergy January 22, 2021
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Shareware

Software downloaded from the internet, or transfered via CD/Floppy disk, that is one or more of the following.

a.) Works for a limited time, then requires payment
b.) Works for a limited time, then becomes Nagware
c.) Works forever, but has limited features from the full-blown version
d.) Works forever, but requests nicely that if you really do like it, it would be Politically Correct for you to purchase it
I downloaded this Shareware App off the 'Net, you can't export to format XYZ, but otherwise it is great.
by Steve January 5, 2004
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Shamewank

A shamewank can be defined by the distraught feeling you get after masturbation, knowing that your belly is covered in cum having thought about the most disgustings thing ever.

Examples of these are:

Your dog
Your cat
Your best friends girlfriend
Your best friend (Same sex)
Your mum
Your sister
The 80 year old woman down the road
Dead people
I caught young billie havin' a damn shamewank last night. Motherfucker had a picture of your sweet grandma in his left hand, while he beat his man meat and spunked on her glass covered pretty lips. Motherfucker!
by Ashamedbuthappy October 23, 2009
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Slaveware

Malware that mines for cryptocurrency on a victim's computer.
Dude, my computer is so slow, I think there's some slaveware using my CPU.
by JimBobGeoffrey January 28, 2018
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scareware

Scareware: Using popular and mis-spelled search terms, the criminals divert people to sites that are seeded with fake warnings about virus infections. The pop-up warnings claim that a visitor's PC is riddled with malicious programs, virusses and spyware. In turn visitors are duped into buying fake removal software.
Scareware peddlers are misleading people with false evidence that their machine is infected with viruses and are encouraging them to download and buy software that basically does nothing.
by kgrr March 24, 2009
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Shamecakes

Noun: Any action that brings a loss in respect or credibility among peers or family members.
-Food made by a person who has just recently lost respect for you
Guy1: Dude, Mr. Morry caught us drinking last night.
Guy2: What did he do? Was he angry?
Guy1: We can tell he was disappointed in us cuz he made us shamecakes in the morning
by Jate77q March 2, 2010
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shameage

carol: i love rhino
triangle: oh, shameage for rhino.

*jez falls over*
rest of triangle: SHAMEAGE FOR JEZ!
by triangle-ee February 4, 2009
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