A shame pup is man hired by a confident, hung husband to bang his wife, knowing that the shame pup will fail because he has a below average penis. The husband then throws the shame pup off his wife and finishes the job while he makes the shame pup scream out “I’m sorry for how small my dick is.”
by Shamepuppy July 25, 2019
Get the Shame Pup mug.When a woman lets her leg hair grow really long, then shaves in the bathtub. The little hairs stick to the tub, and it looks like a bunch of fur.
Me: Cheryl, did you shave the puppy?
Cheryl: No, I just hadn't shaved my legs in a month.
Me: Well, you could have at least rinsed the tub!
Cheryl: No, I just hadn't shaved my legs in a month.
Me: Well, you could have at least rinsed the tub!
by Puppylove January 8, 2009
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