Shamacon

Meaning 1: A person who believes they know what they are talking about but are spreading a false narrative

Meaning 2: A person with a great deal of knowledge but uses it to spread hate

1: “Man, this reporter is making murderers seem innocent when there is DNA evidence that shows they did it, what a shamacon!

2: The man used his knowledge of cars to insult people who prefer to ride bicycles. He is a Shamacon.

Shamacon by KingTau February 18, 2020

shamazon 

Typing up fake or sham reviews of any product to be found on Amazon.com, in order to mystify, ruin or simply amuse prospective purchasers.

Common entries completely redefine products (genre-wise) or reveal intrinsic plot lines or twists to spoil films, books, etc.

Mephistoles: "Hey, Rupert, What shall I write for this shamazon about The Sixth Sense?"

Rupert: "Tell them Bruce Willis dies at the end."

shamazon by Benito Incognito January 31, 2006

Shamalon 

Shamalon |sh əˈmälon| : When you invert your t-shirt on your head in order to shade your shoulders and neck from the sun whilst lowering your core body temperature. Also very fashionable.

Wow, it is really hot. Perhaps I shall invert my t-shirt and cool down with some help from my shamalon.

Shamalon by ChairTableSeat January 1, 2011

Shmacon 

Synthetic bacon that is grown in a lab, rather than on a pig.

Man, I don't want any of that fake Chicken Shmeat, but I would love to get my hands on some shmacon..assuming I can't get some real bacon.

Shmacon by Oddblog2011 September 12, 2011

m9 shamalong 

Getting everyday items shoved up your ass At a tug club when ordered

Hello miss, inwould like an M9 Shamalong

m9 shamalong by Teamkch June 28, 2017