Sham Wowed 

The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham

I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!

Sham Wowed by keifermail September 30, 2009

Sham-Wowed 

The act of close-fist jacking a prostiute after she bites your tongue while kissing her/him.

Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"

Sham-Wowed by darryl&Leroy May 5, 2009

Sham-wowed 

The Act of slapping someone in the face with a handful of seamen. This is often done in retaliation by women who have been gizzed on witout warning by their partners.

Jen's handjob was so good I busted all over her tits. She got mad, whiped it up with her hand, and sham-wowed me right across the face.

Sham-wowed by HollaGiiirl March 28, 2009

Shamwowed

A. Having produced so much sperm that only a Shamwow cloth can absorb it all.

B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.

"Man I shamwowed my girlfriend last night"

Shamwowed by fuzzynuts92 September 14, 2009

Shamwowed

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.

I'm getting shamwowed tonight!

Shamwowed by c0llister May 2, 2009

Shamwowed

The act of getting ripped off.

I just bought this on tv and it sucks! I got totally shamWowed.

Shamwowed by Hibbster July 29, 2011

Shamwower

A shower comprised of a damp Shamwow wrung out over someone's head.

Hey guys, my name's Vince and I wanna demonstrate to you the water-holding POWER (*eyebrow pops up*) of the Shamwow. I haven't showered for 3 weeks cuz they shut my water off cuz I cant afford my Ritalin, so Im just gonna get this wet, hold it over my head, and BOOM (eyebrow pops up again*), instant Shamwower!!!

Shamwower by Darius_09 August 29, 2009