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Shake and Clean 

The shake and clean is when you put 20ml of Propylhexedrine Acetate (1 cotton. Acetate isn't suitable for making crystals) or 20ml of 216mg+ Propylhexedrine HCl (5ml water + 0.5ml Muriatic acid HCl submerge cotton in a beer mug, then clean Benzedrex cotton with 15ml water and have 20ml Propylhexedrine HCl solution with Lavender oil and Menthol) and 10ml of either Corn oil (corn oil isn't suitable for crystals), Charcoal Lighter Fluid (Hexanes, drinking up to 1ml is somewhat safe, but any more and bad stuff couls happen because it has trace amounts of Benzene), or n-Pentane solvent (Pure Pentane is so safe, you can drink 50ml of it and not die) and shake the plastic bottle for 1 to 5 minute. Then put it in a Ziplock Bag and drain the bottom layer and keep it and discard the top Hexanes layer. Then add 5ml to 10ml of 40% ethanol (Vodka) and maybe 1ml 99% Isopropyl Alcohol and evaporate on a Bovado Borosilicate Glass cooking dish and then freeze the liquid Propylhexedrine HCl in the freezer for an hour to make solid Propylhexedrine HCl crystals.
Tony (alien): I made Propylhexedrine HCl crystals using the shake and clean method. Acid salting.
Shake and Clean by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024
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Shake and Clean 

The shake and clean is when you use 0.3ml Muriatic Acid added to 5ml water for a 5.3ml solution per cotton and add an additional 15ml to 35ml to get 20.3ml to 40.3ml solution per cotton. You squeeze the cotton or cottons. Let's say you have 6 Benzedrex, then you end up with a 120ml to 240ml solution of Propylhexedrine HCl and Lavender Oil and Menthol. Then you use 15ml Pentane, Hexane, Heptane, or Charcoal Lighter Fluid (Petroleum Distillates, but the separation is dirtier than Pentane or Hexane). So 90ml of Pentane (Hexane is carcinogenic) for 240ml solution. Add them to the 20oz plastic bottle and let the Shake and Clean begin. Shake for a few minutes, set the bottle down, wait for layers to separate, then drain in a Separatory Funnel or a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut on the side and a paperclip aiming towards a cup or beaker. Then remove the paperclip or open the stopcock and drain and keep the bottom layer and discard the top layer. Clean 2 more times with 90ml of Pentane. 90ml×3=270ml Pentane. You will be left with 1,308mg of Propylhexedrine HCl solution. Add 60ml Vodka 1.2 shots (40% Ethanol), but 50ml is probably enough (1 shot).
Evaporate in a Bovado Borosilicate Glass cooking dish until the 240ml of water disappears and you're left with a viscous melty Propylhexedrine HCl. Pop it in the freezer for 10 minutes to 30 minutes, then the refrigerator for 2 to 4 hours. Then you have 1,308mg Propylhexedrine HCl crystals. Scrape, put in a little baggy, and mix 109mg to 218mg with water and drink it, or put it in a capsule and take, or sniff it with a straw. Propylhexedrine is only 1/4 the strength of Amphetamine, and only 1/8 the strength of Methamphetamine.

Steve: I did the Shake and Clean and enjoyed 218mg Propylhexedrine HCl in water solution.
Shake and Clean by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004