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Sh!t at fortnite 

Lachlan is sh!t at fortnite
Sh!t at fortnite by Egang March 12, 2021

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

A.S.S.H.A.T.

A.S.S.H.A.T. is an acronym for the American Society for Simple, Humane Animal Treatment. Much like their PETA and ASPCA counterparts they make a great spectacle of saving abused and endangered animals. However, they only recently gained international notoriety with a Belgian ad that featured a scruffy bearded man hop out of a van, run past a homeless man asking for donations with a sign reading, “I am an animal too”, jump kicking the man in the head to get to a staving puppy. When the ad aired in the U.S. it was quickly pulled because it was considered too controversial.
Dude, did u see that guy throw fries at that homeless guy?!! What an A.S.S.H.A.T.!!!!
A.S.S.H.A.T. by anonymous April 6, 2021

A.S.S.H.A.T.

A.S.S.H.A.T. is an acronym for 'American Society for Simple, Humane Animal Treatment'. Similar to their counterparts PETA and ASPCA, A.S.S.H.A.T. is involved with protecting abused and endangered animals. They first gained notoriety when they aired a broadcast, commercial spot depicting a scruffy, young man jumping from a van, jump kicking a homeless man holding a 'I am an animal too' sign and rushing to the rescue of a mangy puppy. The commercial was considered too controversial for U.S. television and banned.
'Dude, did you see that guy throw french fries at that homeless man?! What an A.S.S.H.A.T.!!!!'
A.S.S.H.A.T. by Girth McHurt April 7, 2021

Tip of the Pope's Hat

When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.
A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.
Tip of the Pope's Hat by will bitten September 8, 2017

Larrikin's Hat 

Australian rhyming slang used to describe a male getting so excited over something or someone that he gets an erection, or fat. A larrikin is a likeable rogue while an erect penis resembles a hat, hence the term larrikin's hat.
I couldn't help getting a larrikin's hat every time I looked at it.
Larrikin's Hat by wardswords November 25, 2016