sexy pizza

A form of personal pleasure in which a person sits on someone's lap and feeds them pizza while fondling their nipples.

That girl over there loves to give her boyfriends sexy pizza.

Late last night I was hungry and horny so I asked the cashier at the pizza parlor to give me a sexy pizza!

sexy pizza by Jack Killians April 3, 2010

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Sexy Pizza

Mouth watering, delicious pizza so good that it satisfies all sexual urges, or if you are lucky it might even get you a piece of A.S.S. so whether you get a topless piece or a white virgin pie... you know where to get a slice!

I havn't gotten a peice in soo long, its time for Sexy Pizza.

Baby, I'm in the mood, wanna go get a slice of Sexy Pizza?

Sexy Pizza by SexyPizza.com October 23, 2012

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Sexy pizza airplane

A true snacc. A term of endearment towards a guy. Used if a girl finds a guy really attractive.

-You see him over there?
-Yeah. He’s a sexy pizza airplane.

Sexy pizza airplane by Cookie cat101 April 9, 2021

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Mr. Sexy's Pizza

Fez's fake pizza shop that never seems to be open. A hilarious phone call set-up from That 70's Show.

Fez: (answers phone) Mr. Sexy's Pizza. Our special today is sexaroni... Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy.... You?... You mean you want some?... Um... we're closed. (Fez hangs up phone).

Mr. Sexy's Pizza by Shaunn L. May 11, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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