Sexy Disorder

When you're just too damn sexy to the point where is becomes a health risk.

Wow, Channing Tatum has that sexy disorder. I doubt he'll live past 50.

Sexy Disorder by QueenP_ April 20, 2014

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Male Sexy Associative Disorder (MSAD)

Male sexy associative disorder (MSAD) is the condition when a person (generally female) associates sexy men with one another. As a result, the individual in question is unable to distinguish between two sexy men, and often gets their identities confused. This disorder is more common in parts of East and Southeast Asia, however, there have been documented cases in the United States, Canada and Australia.

Nicole has Male Sexy Associative Disorder (MSAD). We went to see the movie Twilight together and she couldn't distinguish between Edward and Jacob.

Male Sexy Associative Disorder (MSAD) by Dr. Marie Mitsushine December 24, 2011

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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