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An injury that results from a sex act.
My sexury from last night prevents me from going to the gym today.
sexury by monkeybutt2 February 16, 2010
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Sexurity 

When you tell someone where you're going for a booty call with a stranger, just in case he turns out to be a psycho.
"Hey Susie - I'm going back to hotel room XYZ with that guy there; just telling you for my own sexurity.
Sexurity by PeteMartin October 7, 2008
An injury caused from sexual relations is not related to the genitals. Would usually include a sore muscle from being in a particularly awkward position for extended periods during sex.
Guy #1 "Oh man, my hip is so sore today, I was giving it to this girl last night and her whole body weight was on my thigh during a long period of reverse cowgirl"

Guy #2 "Ouch, I know the feeling, thats one bad sexjury you got there"
Sexjury by PlowMeister September 21, 2009
When your boyfriend makes you play Twister during a boink sesh, and an injury ensues.
"Don't ever try the Shimmy Shimmy Shake - it'll give you a sexjury."
Sexjury by KingCone January 16, 2009
someone who is sexually confident and not insecure.
I am okay with the fact that you are married, I am sexure
sexure by Jacob_nw January 2, 2020

sexurity guard 

A stripper that is dressed up like a security guard at the club.
At the strip club
"Man look at the sexurity guard"
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