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Sexual Retard 

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When someone, usually a guy, doesn't know how to flirt or get on with the sex. Horribly bad or inexperienced at sex. Excels at being an asshole. Usually brags about getting bitches, but is stumped when he actually has a chance to fuck. Turns girls off completely.
Stacy: Baby, I'm SSSSSOOOOO horny!!! PLEASE FUCK ME!!!
Danny: UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH...
Stacy: You know what? Fuck outta here you sexual retard!
Sexual Retard by Ghost Rider ;) April 1, 2017

Sexual Retard 

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They got "married" to each other because they have no experience with the opposite sex and/or refuse any sexually mature development or relationships, so they decided to become sexual retards.

Sexual Retard 

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Sexual retard: A person that can’t have a normal conversation without it being of sex.
Come back when you become less sexual retarded.

Sexual Retardation 

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Sexual Retardation is when males try to dominate society and all females by illustrating their lack of control over their sexual behaviors. They weaponize sex and force compliance on women in society using sex and demonstrating lack of control over their own behaviors.
Human traffickers have sexual retardation behaviors that are used in criminal activity to force females to be compliant victims.
Sexual Retardation by Tsongbird1 February 9, 2019

Sexualy Retarded

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A person who is either gay or can't get none of the opposite sex. If you can't get pussy if your a boy or if you can't get dick if your a girl. Or if you can't keep a girl/boy because of your dick/boobs/ass depending on your gender. Also someone who has a sexual disease.
Ex 1.
Loser 1-Dis dick in your dad.

Loser 2-Sexualy retarded bastard.

Loser 1-Atleast I get dick.

Loser 2-I can tell.

Ex 2.

Loser 1-Why can't I get any.

Loser 2-Cause your a sexualy retarded bastard.

Loser 1-Oh.

Ex 3.

Loser 1-I cant believe I have aids.

Loser 2-Why you tellin me. It's not my fault you like dating sexualy retarded girls.

Loser 1-I got it while sucking your dick.

Loser 2-Your kind of sexualy weak handed if you know what I mean.
Sexualy Retarded by Woodlawn Feeder February 23, 2009
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