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the dialect/language of English belonging to Wessex. in Sexish known as Zeaxysch.Wessex is defined by the Wessex [society as comprising the english counties of wiltshire, somerset, dorset, hampshire, berkshire,isle of wight, gloucestershire, and devon.
Dost sbeke Zeaxysch? Er be comycal, er be. Cassn't casst? Dhy say "thee" byst. Dhy's'novp. <vp> =/w/ = do you speake Sexish. he is odd, he is. you can't, can you? you are. you know
sexish by aldhelm January 16, 2008
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sexist drive-by 

When a woman is minding her own business and a man casually makes a sexist comment to her while he passes by.
Mary was the victim of a sexist drive-by. Earlier today, a man walked past her at a coffee shop and said, "Don't frown so much when you're reading or writing on a computer." Mary replied, "I'm writing a condolence letter."

Subway sexists 

Subway sexists is so holy

I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nudesender
You know that i be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist i could go skating
Between thick tighs i am suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocks
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know im fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my juul
I dont actually smoke
Butt i make your bitch choke
Once i give someone i stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know im dropping fire
You can sing my song in the quire
They fall me quacmire
No they dont but at least it rhymes
1) A guy was hit in his pubic region in a tv show is perceived as funny, a joke.

2) A lady was hit in her pubic region in a tv show is perceived as offensive, malicious and very much inappropriate.
Sexism is around us, regardless if you're male or female.
Sexism by lambino October 24, 2014
sexism is a subject invented and studied by feminists. They held a hypothesis that the lexicon, grammatical structure, etc. of a language contain features that makes woman excluded, insulted or unimportant.
"Tomorrow I will meet my new doctor; I hope he is friendly."
Since the speaker hasn’t met the doctor, how can the speaker know the doctor is HE? This kind of assumption can be regarded as sexism in Language.
sexism by sophia41 January 23, 2008

sexsheveled 

A state of disarray one often finds one's hair and clothing in after engaging in sex or sexual activities.

May occur despite a half-assed attempt to make oneself appear presentable after doing it.
Vern: Is that Billy and Susan coming out of that bedroom together? They're looking pretty sexsheveled.

Otto: Dude, they totally engaged in sexual intercourse together!
sexsheveled by onehalfspin January 5, 2009
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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